Cynical Bitch Muppet
My name is Meredith and I'm a Unitarian Universalist stuck in Oklahoma.
allthatandasideoftom:

annamariaesergren:

einarsdatter:

xrdj:

Tom Hiddleston’s advice on not wasting you life, by saying: 

Where we going? Fuck it! Who cares?

"People will look" "Fuck it! Come on!"……"But it’s raining""Fuck it! Come on!"……"But that is not what is expected from an adult""Fuck it! Come on!"

I’ll ALWAYS reblog this…This is my mantra

allthatandasideoftom:

annamariaesergren:

einarsdatter:

xrdj:

Tom Hiddleston’s advice on not wasting you life, by saying: 

Where we going? Fuck it! Who cares?

"People will look"
"Fuck it! Come on!"
……
"But it’s raining"
"Fuck it! Come on!"
……
"But that is not what is expected from an adult"
"Fuck it! Come on!"

I’ll ALWAYS reblog this…This is my mantra

waakeme-up:

always-anddd-forever:

snotbutt:

popcourn:

throwglitterintheirface:

popcourn:

"It scares me to death to think that one day I might look back into my life and realize that I lived it painfully ordinary."

I scrolled for ten minutes after reading this and had to scroll all the way back, ‘cause damn. 

this made me happy ^

wow

What goes through my mind alllll the damn time.

THIS IS MY LIFE

waakeme-up:

always-anddd-forever:

snotbutt:

popcourn:

throwglitterintheirface:

popcourn:

"It scares me to death to think that one day I might look back into my life and realize that I lived it painfully ordinary."

I scrolled for ten minutes after reading this and had to scroll all the way back, ‘cause damn. 

this made me happy ^

wow

What goes through my mind alllll the damn time.

THIS IS MY LIFE

 
bloody-men-with-blue-eyes:

beautifrei:

offside-goal:

Omg chill

this is some airbending shit right here

what just happened

bloody-men-with-blue-eyes:

beautifrei:

offside-goal:

Omg chill

this is some airbending shit right here

what just happened

(Source: yodiscrepo)

I don't know who Ayn Rand is. Should I change that or just let it lie?
Asked by Anonymous

raptorific:

Imagine the baby that would result from a night of passion between Ebenezer Scrooge (before the spirits changed his ways) and Mr. Krabs from Spongebob. Now imagine that baby grew up and married the baby that would result from a night of passion between Yzma from the Emperor’s New Groove and Mr. Burns from the Simpsons. Now imagine the newlyweds had a baby of their own, and that baby was raised aboard a Ferengi Starship, where she was tutored in empathy and compassion by Lord Voldemort. Now imagine that baby grew up and someone told her that any opinions she might have or conclusions she might reach are based on objective logic and reason, and that anyone who disagrees with her is simply being irrational. Now multiply that person’s greed and heartlessness by 100 and you’ll begin to see something that comes close to resembling Ayn Rand.

I found a copy of the Twilight AU that became 50 Shades of Grey.

princess-sparklemullet:

ryeisenberg:

ryeisenberg:

  • It’s called Master of the Universe.
  • It was originally published on Fanfiction.net (aka where fanfiction goes to die).
  • E.L. James’ pen name was Snowqueens Icedragon because of course it was.
  • Snowqueens Icedragon does not use quotation marks. 
  • She does, however, make up expressions like "my very small inner goddess sways in a gentle victorious samba" and “I can almost hear his sphinx-like smile through the phone.”
  • They spend more time filling out sex-related paperwork than they do actually having sex.
  • This is my reaction to all of the sex scenes:
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  • Because the human body doesn’t work like that
  • This is my reaction to everything else:
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  • Because the english language doesn’t work like that.

The 50 Shades of Grey trailer just dropped, so here’s a link to the original Twilight fanfiction that the book is “based” off of, because if you’re gonna read the book before you see the movie you might as well read it in its original format. 

Oh my god it has those banner photoshop graphics we all spent at least a week thinking were really cool and a sign of a quality fic

beatlesboobsandbulges:

My dad just said: at your age you’ll probably wanna try a lot of things. Boys, girls, being a girl, being a boy, being punk or goth or spunky. And im okay with that. As long as you don’t come home and tell me youre a republican

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pregnat4:

my whole life consists of wondering whether or not to make the bitchy comment

I’ll marry a man who knows how I take my tea, coffee, and alcohol
And knows when to make which.

0nechoice:

THANK YOU JENNI HERD

(Source: sandandglass)

The fact that I’m legally an adult is hysterical
theweekmagazine:

Federal appeals court strikes down Oklahoma’s gay-marriage ban

there are moments when this state doesn’t suck entirely

theweekmagazine:

Federal appeals court strikes down Oklahoma’s gay-marriage ban

there are moments when this state doesn’t suck entirely