Cynical Bitch Muppet
My name is Meredith and I'm a Unitarian Universalist stuck in Oklahoma.
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pregnat4:

my whole life consists of wondering whether or not to make the bitchy comment

I’ll marry a man who knows how I take my tea, coffee, and alcohol
And knows when to make which.

0nechoice:

THANK YOU JENNI HERD

(Source: sandandglass)

The fact that I’m legally an adult is hysterical
theweekmagazine:

Federal appeals court strikes down Oklahoma’s gay-marriage ban

there are moments when this state doesn’t suck entirely

theweekmagazine:

Federal appeals court strikes down Oklahoma’s gay-marriage ban

there are moments when this state doesn’t suck entirely

colincakes:

i dont chase after men but if he has tattoos and muscles a bitch just might power walk

(Source: stimulations)

dustinmathisen:

ptgreat:

nickcarragay:

petition to make young adult authors stop writing about girls whose lives change when they meet a boy

When she saw him time slowed to a stop.  He was so perfect and she knew her life would never be the same because she had finally found him.  The one.  The first boy she would ever kill.

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retrogasm:

So true…

retrogasm:

So true…

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favorite character meme ★ [3/6] quotes

Kirsten, this most epic scene in the history of television is from Grey’s Anatomy. HOW HAVE I NEVER MADE YOU WATCH GREY’S ANATOMY?!?!!

booksandwildthings:

swagbat:

how game of thrones should end

#khal drogo just #descends from the heavens #on a flaming stallion #punches everyone in the face #and sits his fine dothraki ass down on the iron throne #until daenerys shows up #then he stands #dusts the seat off a bit #and steps aside for his khalessi

I am behind this 3054% and will accept nothing less!!

booksandwildthings:

swagbat:

how game of thrones should end

#khal drogo just #descends from the heavens #on a flaming stallion #punches everyone in the face #and sits his fine dothraki ass down on the iron throne #until daenerys shows up #then he stands #dusts the seat off a bit #and steps aside for his khalessi

I am behind this 3054% and will accept nothing less!!

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