Cynical Bitch Muppet
"To love at all is to be vulnerable. Love anything, and your heart will certainly be wrung and possibly broken. If you want to make sure of keeping it intact, you must give your heart to no one, not even to an animal. Wrap it carefully round with hobbies and little luxuries; avoid all entanglements; lock it up safe in the casket or coffin of your selfishness. But in that casket- safe, dark, motionless, airless—it will change. It will not be broken; it will become unbreakable, impenetrable, irredeemable."

C.S. Lewis
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fuckyeahqaf:

This pleases me.

fuckyeahqaf:

This pleases me.

lastofthetimeladies:

colinfirth:

buttpower:

you never really know someone until you play uno with them and the motherfuckin asshole hits you with a draw four

#friendship has no place at the uno table

#i swear uno doesn’t seem intense and then you play it #and it’s the most intense thing you have ever played

(Source: thcure)

jillthompson:

im-a-kittycat:

“So my amazing daughter, Emma, turned 5 last month, and I had been searching everywhere for new-creative inspiration for her 5yr pictures. I noticed quite a pattern of so many young girls dressing up as beautiful Disney Princesses, no matter where I looked 95% of the “ideas” were the “How to’s” of  how to dress your little girl like a Disney Princess…We chose 5 women (five amazing and strong women), as it was her 5th birthday but there are thousands of unbelievable women (and girls) who have beat the odds and fought (and still fight) for their equal rights all over the world

 - Jaime Moore, Not Just a Girl

This is awesome!

pleatedjeans:

via

chasingcomics:

The Man Who Lives Alone

My Intro to Comics final about ghosts and love.

tastefullyoffensive:

Wolfram Alpha, you are drunk.

tastefullyoffensive:

Wolfram Alpha, you are drunk.

sydney-rakestraw:

Now That’s What I Call Tumblr

(Source: imgfave)

My brain hums with scraps of poetry and madness.
Virginia Woolf, Selected Letters

(Source: violentwavesofemotion)

A Warning To The Girls Who Will Idolize Daisy Buchanan

You shouldn’t want to be a man’s Daisy Buchanan because even if somebody loves you enough to take the fall for your wrongdoings, the fact that you let them says a lot more about you than it does about them

lostwiginity:


An interview with Tom Hiddleston

It’s like an origin story for the superhero Super Nice Guy.

I had the same realization at my first job, it’s like we’re soul mates!!

lostwiginity:

An interview with Tom Hiddleston

It’s like an origin story for the superhero Super Nice Guy.

I had the same realization at my first job, it’s like we’re soul mates!!

(Source: benedicttumbl-rbatch)

ilovecharts:

originally posted by @christiannightmares

ilovecharts:

originally posted by @christiannightmares

detrea:

fuckyeahhugsandkisses:

a-little-insane:

the best part about being the little spoon while cuddling is being able to rub your butt against the person’s junk

The best part about being the big spoon while cuddling is getting to rub your junk against the person’s butt

The best part about the big spoon as that it lets me get bigger portions of ice cream as I cry alone in my room.